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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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supersomething

you know how superman rips off his clothes and does his thing? Where does he store his cape? if its attached, wouldn’t it bunch up in his clothes? he would either have a hump back or have it tucked into his pants, that would make him look like he crapped himself.. maybe thats why lois lane doesn’t like him. Because he looks like he wears adult diapers! GENIUS!

Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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Nov 4th

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Nov 4th

the circle of stuff

i have too much stuff and things. and the old things have now turned into stuff, the really old stuff is turning into junk but I don’t want to throw it out. I keep buying things that i don’t need so its just more stuff. And the junk is now ‘vintage’ so has turned back into a thing. People buy things! I’m rich!

Nov 4th

you were wrong!

boy: i posted on facebook, 'monika, semicolon quotation mark, that up and go was more like a down and stop'
boy's bf: semicolon? wouldn't you just do a regular colon?
boy: no 
boy's bf: the one with the two dots
boy: thats what I did
boy's bf: but you said semicolon
me: yeah thats the one with the dot and the dashy comma thing.
boy: semicolon is the one with the two dots.
me: no semicolon is the dot and dash, colon is the two dots!
boy: FINE I'll Go0o0ogle it >:) 
 -me and his bf sigh and roll eyes-
boy: see! -holds up google image of a semicolon- THATS A COLON I'm right!
me and his bf: No.. Your not.
boy: -oblivious to our words too consumed with his 'victory'-

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Jan 6th

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sleep talk

 so my boyfriend and I talk to each other in our sleep. Thats normal isn't it?
boy: how do u get your eyebrows so small
me: i don't like big bushy eyebrows
 [at this point i wake up
 and turn to look at him]
boy: eyebrows
 then the other night i was awake
 it was  very warm 
boy: you probably don't need a t-shirt
me: are you awake or is that sleep talk?
boy: what?
me: are you sleeptalking?
boy: nuargh!
me: yeh it is hot your probably right *takes off shirt*
 5 mins later
boy: i did that thing again
me: what that thing where you wake up?
boy: yeah.. hey why are you half naked!?
me: .. you told me to do it
boy: when?
me: five minuets ago!
boy: no.. i didn't
me: you must of been sleep talking
boy: what did i say?
me: you probably don't need your t-shirt
boy: serious?
me: yes
boy: and you did it?
me: you were right i was sweating!
boy: i could have been talking about something else like being at the beach and you not needing it to swim
me: what? u mean in the dream?
boy: yeh
me: .. ...

Jan 6th

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Dec 14th

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Anonymous asked: Why are there no pictures of cats? Have you got something against cats, or are you a cat urself, and you don't like to associate yourself with Frida Kahlo?

Dec 10th

Anonymous asked: Spicey eyes?

Dec 10th